THE FUNKMANS VIRTUAL NUPTIALS

9/25/2020
7:30 P.M. CENTRAL TIME 

Join us here, on this web page, at the above date and time for a real experiment in celebration. We are honored that you might care enough to tune in. We're very glad to share this moment with you, even from afar. Scroll on down for even more information than you need!

IF THE EMBEDDED VIDEO IS NOT WORKING USE THIS LINK: https://evt.live/funkmans

IF THE EMBEDDED VIDEO IS NOT WORKING USE THIS LINK: https://evt.live/funkmans

We are not requesting gifts! Not the least of all because we aren't actually hosting you! This is a relatively cheap wedding! But, we also understand that some of you simply must shower us with gifts, in addition to your love. Our cup runneth over. You can find our registry here.

Alternatively, please consider giving to charity in our honor! Some of our favorites are Central Texas Food Bank, Color of ChangeRAICES TexasNational Nurses United, and the Natural Resources Defense Council. Please offer your love and support to others (and yourself, of course) however you can as we face the increasingly difficult future together.

Want to send us a postcard or a photo or a note or something ELSE? Our address:

Portia and Kyle
207 Old Austin Hwy
Johnson City, 78636

Do you have a way to stream over some speakers instead of out of your laptop or phone? Please do it! It will make the experience much more satisfying and immersive, and also audible.

 

SCHEDULE OF "EVENTS":
these are vague estimates i don't know how long a single part of this will be

 

7:15 PM CST: Slideshow and some music to ease us into things.
7:30: We made a movie kind of! It will play.
7:45ish: Live ceremony time. You never know what could happen. Will she bail??
8:15 or so: Portia and Kyle address the masses.
8:20 or so: SPEECHES! SPEECHES! SPEECHES!
8:35 or something like that: Some friends and family sent us little videos we will stream. There is no part of this whole thing you have to watch but the fireworks are pretty well over at this point if you'd like to walk away.
9:00 I think: WEDDING VIDEO BLOOPER REEL!! Portia demanded this.
9:15, maybe: If you care to spend even more time with us, we will be dancing and laughing and goofin' to the hottest tunes that side of the Potomac, thanks to DJ Powderfinger aka our great friend Zach.

 

ZOOM FOR THE DANCE PARTY: https://zoom.us/j/99497018488
Meeting ID: 994 9701 8488
 

Please ignore the fact that this page is hosted on our small business website. We did not know how to embed video on our regular wedding website.